If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctl, Alt, Delete ” and start all over.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life got too noisy, you could just turn off the speakers.
To get even with neighbors, you’d turn up the Sound Blaster.
To get your daily exercise, just click on “Run”.
If you needed a break from life, just click on “Suspend”, then when you’re ready to continue life you’d hit “any key”.
To add/remove someone from your life, click on Settings and Control Panel.
If you misplaced your car keys, you’d click on “Find”.
“Help” with the chores would be just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn’t be necessary. You would simply use your retrieval diskette to recover from a crash.
In the mood for chicken inn/slic? Just click “Send Now” and a hot chicken slice would soon be on its way.
Source: Etni.org