I was just playing on the web and complaining to a friend of mine how brands keep pursuing me with ads online then suddenly my eyes caught a line that says ’15 things black girls do on facebook’. I clicked immediately to read the article. After reading I found out that the list didn’t just speak about the black girls.
In my opinion, the content applies to every girl on this planet. YES!!! all of them. In fact as I was reading, I was thinking about 5 girls for each item listed. Check out the list below and I am very sure that every girl reading this is guilty… Lol
- Invent middle names that declare their mantra of the moment such as Keisha blessedandbeautiful Johnson or T’Andrea OhSoClassssssy Washington…. OMG this annoys me so much on BBM.
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Complain about their enemies without actually naming the person, knowing that the offender will read the status:
“It’s sad how some people are SO PETTY and can’t mind their OWN BUSINESS. I’m gonna pra…y for them because they need Jesus.” -
Transform into social media ministers by posting bible verses or just making up inspirational quotes.
“Men are like a box of Goobers. They seem sweet at first but they’re really just a bunch of nuts.” -
To show off their new hairstyle, they take a picture in front of the bathroom mirror, with the door frame and toilet in the shot.
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Stalk ex boyfriends. This is called “watching your back.”
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Stalk current boyfriends. This is called “research.”
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Declare there are no good men left anywhere on the planet Earth.
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Pretend to be in relationships
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Ask for help with such life-changing decisions as “Should I cook Oodles of Noodles or Hamburger Helper for dinner?”
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Make a statement like “I’m SO pissed right now!” to get sympathy in comments, but when people ask what’s wrong they refuse to explain.
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Providing play-by-play for every menial task on their to-do list: “Today I have to go to the bank, then go do this laundry, and pick up some bobby pins…”
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Announce they need a “new start” and therefore will be deleting dozens of Facebook friends.
Source: browngirlnextdoor
